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jolly lives about two counties away from me

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should i meet n fuck

jolly

jolly
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yeah. you're both bi. right?

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i am. i think he is. but if we really did meet up i doubt it'd be sexual

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Sexual relationships (potentially) ruin friendships entirely and just make shit awkward afterwards.

jolly

jolly
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lmfaaoaoaoaoaoaoaosa sfadsraesasegfadrgadfgsdfgsdrf

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Toucan Sam wrote:Sexual relationships (potentially) ruin friendships entirely and just make shit awkward afterwards.

not if neither of us develop feelings for the other <3

nah but for real if we did meet up i think i'd rather just have an actual friendship than anything sexual tbh

jolly

jolly
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just imagining it tho...

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what's matter m8 u homophobic?

jolly

jolly
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nah, i'm not.
i;m saying it's funny thinking abt it

Ça Plane Pour Moi

Ça Plane Pour Moi
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daethdrain wrote:just imagining it tho...

some1 rite the slashfic

jolly

jolly
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there was a knock at the door.
jolly goes to answer it.
he opens the door and sees yert.
yert stands at the door with tear rolling down his plump cheeks

Jolly: yert what's wrong

Yert: my parents found out about my huge drug stash and they also found out I'm gay and they said I ain't raising no gay crack addict, so they kicked me out

Jolly grabs yerts hand and notices how callused it is, probably from masturbating all the time

Jolly: you can stay here my parents don't care. they don't about anything. i think they are probably dead i haven't seen them in weeks

yert: thanks

i dont want to write more

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why am i laughing so hard

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because its a work of art. 10/10

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