there was a knock at the door.
jolly goes to answer it.
he opens the door and sees yert.
yert stands at the door with tear rolling down his plump cheeks
Jolly: yert what's wrong
Yert: my parents found out about my huge drug stash and they also found out I'm gay and they said I ain't raising no gay crack addict, so they kicked me out
Jolly grabs yerts hand and notices how callused it is, probably from masturbating all the time
Jolly: you can stay here my parents don't care. they don't about anything. i think they are probably dead i haven't seen them in weeks
yert: thanks
i dont want to write more