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1 So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:56 am

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I've always known that I'm an asshole.. it's always been quite obvious. I'd like to stop being an asshole, but I don't think it's as simple as just trying to quit. So what do I do? I often insult people, such as Spackled, assuming that they won't take it seriously and it won't affect them at all. I'm tired of being like that. I'd like to be a nicer person. How do I go about achieving that?

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2 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:58 am

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you're not an asshole jolly

3 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:04 am

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Meh, you're not as bad as you think you are.

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4 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:10 am

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Yert wrote:you're not an asshole jolly

I insult people without feeling any remorse at all. I may not be as much of an asshole on here as I used to be, but I am an asshole. The main things that come to mind of me being an asshole on here is that I sorta "bullied", or whatever, you and Spackled into admitting your sexuality.

On Donuts old Minecraft server I was always a complete asshole. I once placed 27,000 TNT to crash his server, I kicked users for no reason other than because they annoyed me, and I insulted people if they came off as even slightly idiotic. I ended up insulting somebody who, because of I believe brain cancer, was stuck at the mental age of 12. I insulted them just because the way the typed seemed idiotic to me.

I'm not even just an asshole on the internet. When I still when to school I often bullied people. One day when I was angry this kid continued to stand in front of me as I walked towards him so I broke his finger. He lied to everybody and said that it was an accident and that it wasn't my fault. Almost exactly a year later, while I was choking him, he broke my fingers. I told the gym teachers right afterwards.. Mine wasn't even as bad as his, I had to wear a cast for a month, he wore it for several months. Oh, and he was my friend throughout all of this and I often hit him just for laughs.

None of this is even the worst of what I've done, it's just all I can think of right now.

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5 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:16 am

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I also often bullied this kid just because he was a bit chubby and had what I considered to be an annoying voice. I'd punch him in the stomach on a regular basis just because he was doing something I found annoying. I insulted him constantly and once stabbed him over and over again with a pencil. He never told on me until the end of the year when I wrote "I'm gay" on the back of his neck. I got suspended for it.

I regularly bullied this kid who had a somewhat feminine voice. I called him gay quite often and hit him for absolutely no reason. One day, when I wasn't in a dicky mood, he was annoying me all day. Near the end of the day he crossed the line so I hit him in the face and made him cry in front of everybody.

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6 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:21 am

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[\quote="Jolly"]I regularly bullied this kid who had a somewhat feminine voice. I called him gay quite often and hit him for absolutely no reason. One day, when I wasn't in a dicky mood, he was annoying me all day. Near the end of the day he crossed the line so I hit him in the face and made him cry in front of everybody. [/quote]

This was me. Dick
also you being an asshole makes you Jolly
But that shit you said is over the top, I hope you'e matured from that
Just dont shit you believe to be wrong.

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7 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:23 am

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When I was younger I had a neighbor that was a year or two older than me. I think he was really poor and at a time where I was underweight he was skinnier and overall smaller than me. I beat him up often, for no reason. His dad came to my house with a gun once because of it.

I also once convinced him that being emo was really cool and I got him to cut himself.

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8 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:27 am

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I'm guessing this shit happened awhile ago?

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9 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:31 am

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SqueezyLemon wrote:I'm guessing this shit happened awhile ago?

Starting from my second post in this thread:

Paragraph 1 - 1-2 Years ago
Paragraph 2 - 1 and a halfish years ago
Paragraph 3 - 3 and 4 years ago
Paragraph 4 - 2 years ago (My last year of public school)
Paragraph 5 - 2 years ago
Paragraph 6 - 7 years ago

They're probably not all paragraphs, but whatever. Most of the things that I've done recently that are dickish are, in my opinion, a lot worse.. but I'd rather not talk about it.

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10 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:36 am

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Jolly wrote:
SqueezyLemon wrote:I'm guessing this shit happened awhile ago?

Starting from my second post in this thread:

Paragraph 1 - 1-2 Years ago
Paragraph 2 - 1 and a halfish years ago
Paragraph 3 - 3 and 4 years ago
Paragraph 4 - 2 years ago (My last year of public school)
Paragraph 5 - 2 years ago
Paragraph 6 - 7 years ago

They're probably not all paragraphs, but whatever. Most of the things that I've done recently that are dickish are, in my opinion, a lot worse.. but I'd rather not talk about it.
I think I know what your talking about.

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11 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:40 am

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Jolly wrote:I sorta "bullied", or whatever, you and Spackled into admitting your sexuality.

uhm you had nothing to do with me telling people my sexuality

also you seem pretty sociopathic bro

12 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:42 am

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Jolly wrote:but I'd rather not talk about it.

tell us about it pls

13 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:43 am

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Yert wrote:
Jolly wrote:but I'd rather not talk about it.

tell us about it pls

It'd take too long to explain everything and it's personal.

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14 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:43 am

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no it wouldn't take too long tell us about it pleeeeaaaasssseeeee

15 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:45 am

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its a very juicy story
too bad youll never hear it

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16 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:45 am

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Yert wrote:no it wouldn't take too long tell us about it pleeeeaaaasssseeeee

No, it would.

And I don't want to.

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17 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:45 am

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pppllleeeaaassseee

18 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:46 am

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Tell us, Jolly.

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19 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:47 am

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Yert wrote:pppllleeeaaassseee

Nope, sorry.

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20 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:47 am

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please jolly please please please ;_;

21 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:49 am

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guys, respect his privacy, seriously

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22 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:50 am

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Yert's getting all cute now.

And fuck you, Squeezy.

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23 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:51 am

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nah



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24 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:54 am

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please tell me more jolly i want to know this more than anything seriously

25 Re: So, I'm an asshole. on Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:56 am

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Yert wrote:please tell me more jolly i want to know this more than anything seriously

No. That's the last thing I say about them here.

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