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I have a good idea. One that will make spam crews shit themselves.
The first step is just send me a portal buddy request. Do that before you read anymore.
Alright, now that I've accepted that portal buddy request, let's get down to business right quick.
Spam. It floods the portal all day, everyday. Of course it can't be stopped, it's like a penis without testicles. Or a tree without roots. It needs to be there. It's presence is what separates Newgrounds, right from wrong. In some sense, it can be considered good.
Spam flashes will be easy to pass if you have enough respected users co-authored on your flash. That is you fine ladies and gentlemen. Now, since you can only upload two flashes a day, this barrier can be overcome IF you have other friends and acquaintances at your disposal, willing to submit it. Now before you jump to any conclusions, I'm not saying one user uploads flashes one by one, each user, until they eventually pile up. I'm saying mass submissions.
What we shall do is form a team, create a good amount of flashes, around 15 or 20, and then multiplying that forms a total of 10 users if we had 20 flashes to submit.
Once we have our users, and our flash, we head to the portal. Since most of us are in school (PISS OFF COLECO), we can form a meeting of the minds after school, a perfect time would be 5:00pm. Once we meet here, we make sure everyone is prepared with their flashes. We then strike for the portal, making our efforts that our flashes will pass. If we all submit our flashes within the hour of 5:00pm, we can continue to do this, but only on school days. 20 X 5 equals 100, so that would be 100 flashes in A WEEK. Think about it. In a month, you'd have around 300-400+ flashes, and think about it. I did some simple calculations, and I thought to myself, there are 365 days in a year, so 20 X 365 equals 7,300. 7,300 X 2 equals 14,600. If we stay devoted to this operation, we could become the greatest spam flash crew, in the whole entire existence of the internet.
What do you say, my brothers?
Is it time we take action and RAPE the portal?
WE MUST FIGHT AGAINST ALL THAT IS RIGHT
WE MUST DESTROY AUTHORITY AND AVOID BLAMS
THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE
YOUR TIME TO BE NOTICED
THIS IS YOUR PORTAL
..what do you say?
*************I put alot of time into this FYI*************
The first step is just send me a portal buddy request. Do that before you read anymore.
Alright, now that I've accepted that portal buddy request, let's get down to business right quick.
Spam. It floods the portal all day, everyday. Of course it can't be stopped, it's like a penis without testicles. Or a tree without roots. It needs to be there. It's presence is what separates Newgrounds, right from wrong. In some sense, it can be considered good.
Spam flashes will be easy to pass if you have enough respected users co-authored on your flash. That is you fine ladies and gentlemen. Now, since you can only upload two flashes a day, this barrier can be overcome IF you have other friends and acquaintances at your disposal, willing to submit it. Now before you jump to any conclusions, I'm not saying one user uploads flashes one by one, each user, until they eventually pile up. I'm saying mass submissions.
What we shall do is form a team, create a good amount of flashes, around 15 or 20, and then multiplying that forms a total of 10 users if we had 20 flashes to submit.
Once we have our users, and our flash, we head to the portal. Since most of us are in school (PISS OFF COLECO), we can form a meeting of the minds after school, a perfect time would be 5:00pm. Once we meet here, we make sure everyone is prepared with their flashes. We then strike for the portal, making our efforts that our flashes will pass. If we all submit our flashes within the hour of 5:00pm, we can continue to do this, but only on school days. 20 X 5 equals 100, so that would be 100 flashes in A WEEK. Think about it. In a month, you'd have around 300-400+ flashes, and think about it. I did some simple calculations, and I thought to myself, there are 365 days in a year, so 20 X 365 equals 7,300. 7,300 X 2 equals 14,600. If we stay devoted to this operation, we could become the greatest spam flash crew, in the whole entire existence of the internet.
What do you say, my brothers?
Is it time we take action and RAPE the portal?
WE MUST FIGHT AGAINST ALL THAT IS RIGHT
WE MUST DESTROY AUTHORITY AND AVOID BLAMS
THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE
YOUR TIME TO BE NOTICED
THIS IS YOUR PORTAL
..what do you say?
*************I put alot of time into this FYI*************
