A Story of Escalators, Perpetual Sorrow, and the "Milkshake" Effect

[19:47:49] @ Mesogleac : The British set Escalator toll booths in America

[19:48:19] @ Mesogleac : when a man or woman above age 16 used an escalator for personal enjoyment the British would taxes[sic] them depending on their weight

[19:48:46] @ Mesogleac : Thus, many obese Americans gathered and knocked of[sic] the booths with sheer forces of power

[19:49:05] @ Mesogleac : this led to the large military movement of all obese Americans to England

[19:49:43] @ Mesogleac : the assassinaton[sic] of King George took place at the hand of an obese American named Abraham Lincoln

[19:50:02] @ Mesogleac : Lincoln then took over the British government and abolished slavery

[19:50:47] @ Mesogleac : Lincoln became pregnant 2 years later and gave birth to Barack Obama in a log cabin in Italy

[19:50:50] The_guy : And Christmas was saved

[19:51:08] The_guy : The end

[19:51:14] @ Mesogleac : yay

Historians have spent years trying to understand the milkshake effect but this story explains it perfectly

Also I was the_guy at the time

For some reason I keep misreading "Lincoln" as "Lolicon"

lolicon was an obese american who killed the king, took over britain, abolished slavery, became pregnant, and gave birth to obama

Awesome lolicon

Obama should legalize loli since it brought him into the world.