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1 jolly should on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:27 pm

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Write a book. I think it would be a bestseller


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2 Re: jolly should on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:32 pm

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I've been considering it. Also planning on writing, producing, directing, and acting in a film.

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3 Re: jolly should on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:52 pm

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Just like how everyone on xenonmonkey should make a video game together.

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4 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:22 am

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i'd read it if it wasn't too long

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5 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:29 am

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Jolly wrote:I've been considering it. Also planning on writing, producing, directing, and acting in a film.
you're a regular tommy wiseau

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6 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:30 am

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daethdrain wrote:i'd read it if it wasn't too long

*jolly then re-publishes war and peace by leo tolstoy with an appendix that is the merriam-webster unabridged dictionary*

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7 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:31 am

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p.s. in most situations i wouldn't read a book by a 17 year old from alabama. it's nothing personal

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8 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:45 am

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i would be open to reading a book by a 17 year old from alabama but not jolly

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9 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:53 am

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Like it would have to be a goosebumps length book. He could write about the love or his live Brit girl and how she was stolen by some chav.

Although I'd much rather read a book written by Yert. Like it would be all about him hanging out with his drug dealer Mexican homeboys. And sucking dicks.

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10 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:01 am

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In chapter 9 jolly goes over to Yert's house and they play with Legos in Yert's room. Then they start making out and rolling on top of the Legos. And it's like. The worst pain ever, but they don't care. And then Yert slides his dick into jolly's asshole and when he pulls it out there is a treasure map inside his dickhole. And they go to find the treasure, but they get crushed by a boulder.

All the meanwhile Yert's parents don't care.

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11 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:09 am

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Ptero also makes a cameo. In his chapter he tries to express his love to Ming, but she doesn't speak English, so she karate chops his heart into a million pieces and then picks the pieces up with chops sticks.

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12 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:12 am

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Jon is also in the book. His story is about how his marriage is failing because his wife tells him that he spends too much time on the computer and not enough time in the bed (if you know what I mean)
O Jon
Jon Jon Jon

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13 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:13 am

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Tetris isn't in this book, but is mentioned as "that kid with the fat face"

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14 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:15 am

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In kliks chapter he waits 6 months to buy me the binding of issac.

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15 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:24 am

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daethdrain wrote:Tetris isn't in this book, but is mentioned as "that kid with the fat face"

that kinda hurt my feelings a little bit


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16 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:32 am

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Tetris wrote:
daethdrain wrote:Tetris isn't in this book, but is mentioned as "that kid with the fat face"

that kinda hurt my feelings a little bit


Sorry. Sorry sorry sorry.
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17 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:41 am

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Tetris wrote:
daethdrain wrote:Tetris isn't in this book, but is mentioned as "that kid with the fat face"

that kinda hurt my feelings a little bit
at least YOU'RE mentioned!

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18 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:04 am

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daethdrain wrote:Jon is also in the book. His story is about how his marriage is failing because his wife tells him that he spends too much time on the computer and not enough time in the bed (if you know what I mean)
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i just got owned, brb leaving internet forever and buying a hundred condoms

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19 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:00 am

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Ptero wrote:i would be open to reading a book by a 17 year old from alabama but not jolly

it'll be the greatest book ever and you'll hate yourself for saying that because you'll feel like you can never read it because you said that

Tetris wrote:
daethdrain wrote:Tetris isn't in this book, but is mentioned as "that kid with the fat face"

that kinda hurt my feelings a little bit

that's what you get

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20 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:23 am

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The story seems incoherent, and just appears to be a bunch of really stupid cameos featuring Jolly.

9/10 would read cat


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21 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:58 am

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lol

8:42 AM - Jolly: so you wanna read how my story is going so far
8:42 AM - daethdrain: yea
8:43 AM - Jolly: “We should start back,” Gared urged as the woods began to grow dark around them.
“The wildlings are dead.”
“Do the dead frighten you?” Ser Waymar Royce asked with just the hint of a smile.
Gared did not rise to the bait. He was an old man, past fifty, and he had seen the lordlings come and go. “Dead is dead,” he said. “We have no business with the dead.”
“Are they dead?” Royce asked softly. “What proof have we?”
“Will saw them,” Gared said. “If he says they are dead, that’s proof enough for me.”
Will had known they would drag him into the quarrel sooner or later. He wished it had been later rather than sooner. “My mother told me that dead men sing no songs,” he put in.
“My wet nurse said the same thing, Will,” Royce replied. “Never believe anything you hear at a woman’s tit. There are things to be learned even from the dead.” His voice echoed, too loud in the twilit forest.
“We have a long ride before us,” Gared pointed out. “Eight days, maybe nine. And night is falling.”
Ser Waymar Royce glanced at the sky with disinterest. “It does that every day about this time. Are you unmanned by the dark, Gared?”
Will could see the tightness around Gared’s mouth, the barely suppressed anger in his eyes under the thick black hood of his cloak. Gared had spent forty years in the Night’s Watch, man and boy, and he was not accustomed to being made light of. Yet it was more than that. Under the wounded pride, Will could sense something else in the older man. You could taste it; a nervous tension that came perilous close to fear.
8:44 AM - daethdrain: did you seriously write that?
8:44 AM - Jolly: yeah why
8:45 AM - daethdrain: it's good
8:45 AM - Jolly: thx

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22 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:00 am

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my author name is going to be

Alex R. R. Jolly

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23 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:25 pm

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Jolly wrote:
Tetris wrote:
daethdrain wrote:Tetris isn't in this book, but is mentioned as "that kid with the fat face"

that kinda hurt my feelings a little bit

that's what you get

for what Question


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24 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:02 pm

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Also. I'm sincerely sorry if that hurt your feelings.

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25 Re: jolly should on Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:05 pm

jolly

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I'm sorry to everyone's feelings that I may have hurt. If you want a personal apology just tell me.

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