1. You're totally uncool
2. You're annoying
3. You've contributed Nothing to this forum
4. You think Pewdiepie is funny
5. You color all your threads (fag)
6. You're a shitty troll
7. You still post
8. You exist
9. You make threads in the first place
10. You're not grunt
11. You're figuratively the worst thing to ever be on this site, and that says a lot
12. You didn't know what a Cossack was
13. You're a faggot
14. Pretty much all you do is quote fucking pewdiepie
15. Your username sucks
16. Your profile picture sucks
17. Your signature sucks
18. YOU suck
Too lazy to list more, but you get the point.