I love it when

I'm playing a game and the host kicks/bans me from the server for being too good.

one time I was MVP in a game of LFD2 and my group kicked me because I became the tank and they wanted to be the tank

go away guys I KNOW I'M TONY HAWK PRO SKATER but that doesn't mean you should suck my dick

i got kicked from a counter strike source game once for laughing over mic r..i.p

I got kicked for my voice

I love it when jolyy bans me from his newspost and sent me a pm about it and bans me from pms because I said he has a small dick. Even though he spammed my newspost and pm more than once.
I also like when reapersythe did the same thing
And arghhjustkillme

I've never gotten kicked from a game from being too good but somebody sent me a message on xboxlive because I headshot him from across the map with a elephant gun. Bioshock 2. he thought I was cheating.