Fun times on Omegle

Question to discuss:
how do I get laid?

Stranger: Umm have sex

You: You

You: put your penis

You: in a jar of peanut butter.

Stranger: EWWW!

Stranger: thats gross!

You: then show it to your dog.

Stranger: Dont do that!

Stranger: NOOO!

Stranger: OP please for the love of god! Dont do that!

You: It feels FANTASTIC.

Stranger: 0_0

Stranger: Hahaha ur a liar xD

Stranger: i can tell that u never did that

Stranger: U just want me to think ur a weirdooo

You: Maybe you're right.

You: but I HAVE had sex with a cantelope before.

Stranger: Ew.

Stranger: Did i like cut it open and then like stick ur dick in there?

Stranger: Thats messed up

You: Not really.

You: It's like how every college guy fucks his couch at one point or another.

Stranger: What?

Stranger: No way

Stranger: thats a lie

You: Prove me a liar.

Stranger: Why would u do that!

You: Feels good.

Stranger: Do they just like stick it in the cushions?

You: yeah

Stranger: thats gross!!!!!

Stranger: Ew and then theres gonna be cum on the inside

Stranger: unless they pull out

Stranger: ...EW!

You: It's a pain to clean out

You: So people usually leave it in there until it starts to smell.

Stranger: EWWWWW!

You: then they take a sponge to it or something.

Stranger: cant you people just masturbate normally...

You: This feels much more "Realistic".

Stranger: Ick!

Stranger: Guys are gross....

You: Oooh, sometimes on long road trips.

You: they can use the space between the seats.

You: in the back

Stranger: ......

Stranger: Disgusting

You: Not as good as a couch

You: but still, if you're on the go and you've gotta do it.

You: you get my drift.

Stranger: And i thought a girl using a automatic toothbrush was bad...

You: lol

Stranger: But u guys are just nasty!

You: Well, lovely conversation we had here.

Stranger: Yeah i may be scared for life...

Stranger: scared, Scared...

Stranger: How do u spell scared

You: Scarred?

Stranger: Like scar but with and ed

Stranger: Ahh thats it!

Stranger: lol i got confused cause it turned out to be scared XD

You: lol

You: Well, nice talking to you!

Stranger: Ummm yeah. Nice talking to u as well i suppose..

get off our site faggot

get off our site you fucking faggot

fuck you

fag

You were talking to a ten year old girl.

Tetros the Undead wrote:You were talking to a ten year old girl.

A ten year old girl that masturbates with an electric toothbrush.

She didn't specifically say that SHE did so.

Tetros the Undead wrote:She didn't specifically say that SHE did so.

She did seem to have grammar better than that of a junior high school student.

When I was ten, my grammar was better than it is now.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Would you had over your work office computer password for a candy bar? (If you don't work at a office, play pretend)

Stranger 1: UH YEAH

Stranger 1: where do i sign up?

Stranger 2: hell yes

Stranger 2: you can have it right now if you want it

Stranger 2: fedex me the candy bar

Stranger 1: depends on what ikind of candy bar

Stranger 1: i dont want any non-brand name shit

Stranger 1: i want real shit

Stranger 1: like hard mother fucking

Stranger 1: shit

Stranger 2: amen

Stranger 1 has disconnected