"I'm on a Raikou" By Tetros, Featuring CockSerpent

I considered putting this in the music forum, but I decided to put it here. If a mod thinks it should go in the music forum, then they could go ahead and move it.

It'll help to listen to this while reading the lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKSDBCCYVx0&feature=related

Okay, before I start the song, I want to put in a little lesson. In the recently released Pokemon Ranger: Guardian Signs game, at one point you SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS encounter Raikou, "befriend" it, and you can summon it and ride it to get past obstacles.(as seen in pic below)



ALRIGHT TIME TO RIDE A RAIKOU

AAAAAWWWWW SHIT!
GET YOUR STYLUSES READY, IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN
EVERYBODY IN THE PLACE GATHER THE FUCK 'ROUND
BUT STAY ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING TOES
WE SUMMONIN' THIS, LET'S GO

I'M ON A RAIKOU
I'M ON A RAIKOU
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M RIDING ON A RAIKOU

I'M ON A RAIKOU
I'M ON A RAIKOU
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHER FUCKING RAIKOU

I'M ON A RAIKOU MOTHER FUCKER TAKE A LOOK AT ME
STRAIGHT RIDING ON A RAIKOU
ON THE GRASSY PLAINS
BUSTING THIS RAP WIND FUCKIN' UP MY HAIR
YOU CAN'T STOP ME MOTHER FUCKER CAUSE I'M ON A RAIKOU

TAKE A PICTURE, TRICK
I'M ON RAIKOU, BITCH
I'M INHALING THE AIR
'CAUSE IT'S SO CRISP
I GOT MY STYLERS
AND MY CARTRIDGE
I'M RIDING LEGENDS, YOU AT MARIO'S
STRAIGHT EATIN' SHROOMS

I'M RIDIN' ON A DOLPHIN
DOIN' JUMPS AND SHIT
THE RAIKOU'S JUMPIN'
ELECTRIFYING EVERYBODY
BUT THIS AIN'T GAMES NOW
THIS IS REAL AS IT GETS
I'M ON RAIKOU MOTHER FUCKER
DON'T YOU EVER FORGET

I'M ON A RAIKOU AAAAAAAAND
IT'S GOING FAST AAAAAAAAND
I GOT AN ELECTRICAL THEMED LEGY FROM PAST LANDS
I'M THE KING OF THE REGION
ON A RAIKOU LIKE A HERO
IF YOUR ON THE GROUND, THEN YOU'RE SURE NOT ME-OH!

GET THE FUCK UP! THIS RAIKOU IS REAL!

FUCK WALKIN' I'M ON RAIKOU MOTHER FUCKER
FUCK RUNNING I RIDE LEGENDS MOTHER FUCKER
I'M ON THE RAIKOU WITH MY BOYS MOTHER FUCKER
THIS RAIKOU MAKES LIGHTNING NOISE MOTHER FUCKER

HEY MA IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW
RIDIN' ON A RAIKOU EVERYONE SAYS WOW
GONNA RIDE THIS RAIKOU TO THE MOON SOMEHOW
LIKE I WANNA BE THE GUY
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!

YEAH. NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON A RAIKOU
IT'S A BIG HUGE ELECTRICAL THING
ZEEEEEUS LOOK AT ME,
NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY
WHEN A BIG RAIKOU COMIN' MY WAY
BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY
I FUCKED A SUICUNE

I'M ON A RAIKOU
I'M ON A RAIKOU
EVERY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M RIDIN' ON A RAIKOU

I'M ON A RAIKOU
I'M ON A RAIKOU
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHER FUCKING RAIKOU!

YEEEEEEEEEEAH YEAH YEAH!

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