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1 My mass Effect 3 experience on Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:35 pm

BustaJones

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Klik: mind if I spoil the rest of the game for you?
Domo: Bastion > Mass Effect
Domo: As if I'll ever play it
Domo: I don't care
Klik: shephard reapers!
Klik: okay.jpeg
Domo: I've heard a lot from /v/ already though for a heads up
Klik: okay krogans you gonna help the turians right?
Klik: sure
Klik: as long as cure the genophage
Klik: FFUUUUUUUUUU
Klik: okay we got the cure d
Klik: IS THAT A FUCKING REAPER
Klik: go giant worm!
Klik: giant worm used tackle!
Klik: Reaper used harden
Klik: giant worm used bite!
Klik: Reaper fainted!
Klik: okay now we can upload the cure
Klik: BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DIE
Klik: Modin: why not
Klik: MORDIN NO
Klik: Mordin: seashells
Klik: okay well there goes mordin
Klik: hey EDI how you doing IS THAT FUCKING CAMELTOE
Klik: hey joker
Klik: hit it
Klik: I heard there was a robot dog in this collectors edition
Klik: where is it
Klik: ah here it is
Klik: >jsut runs around in a giant
Klik: >me gusta
Klik: okay now to help out the quarions
Klik: shepherd wasup it's tali
Klik: HI TALI
Klik: okay now we got do some history leson about the geth and what not
Klik: but we make it somesort of puzzle and sheet
Klik: okay that's done now we go to the quarian homeworld and ANOTHER FUCKING REAPER
Klik: >lock missle onto it while doing cartwheels back and forth to avoid one hit ko laser
Klik: okay the shit was done now we SHEPHERD
Klik: the I love you want legion
Klik: choose either geth or quarians
Klik: FUCK
Klik: okay uhhh geth because restisance numba one man
Klik: >entire quarian species dies
Klik: >tali kills herself
Klik: me gusto
Klik: okay now what and shit okay we go to this asari homeworld AND MORE FUCKING REAPERS
Klik: okay we go to the temple place and oh hello there mister statue lady
Klik: goddess
Klik: dfklj;lafjla
Klik: okay now oh wow looky there aliens prothean shit
Klik: SUDDENLY CERBERUS
Klik: bleh
Klik: AH
Klik: cerberus runs off with thing to stop reapers
Klik: shit
Klik: time to do a bunch of other shit
Klik: HELLO GARRUS
Klik: calibrations
Klik: okay.jpeg
Klik: HEY PROTHEAN
Klik: fuck yo specias
Klik: glum
Domo: I'm not even paying attention to most of this
Klik: SO
Klik: okay now what oh yeah HI JACK HOW ARE THE KIDS
Domo: I have no idea what you're talking about and I'm in the middle of a game
Klik: i has pony tail now
Klik: that's nice jack
Klik: OKAY LOOK IT'S MIRANDA AND OH I love you NINJA
Klik: SHE'S DEAD
Klik: NOW
Klik: 4TH MAJOUR CHARACTER DEATH SO FAR
Klik: 3RD AT THE END OF A MISSION
Klik: I love you ILLUSIVE MAN IM COMING TO YOUR BASE
Klik: HEY WHERE THE FUCK IS HE
Klik: OH FUCK IT'S THE NINJA ONCE AGAIN
Klik: FUCK YO NINJA POWERS GET EM GARRUS
Klik: rawr
Klik: EEEEH
Klik: OKAY NOW TO PLAY MULTIPLAYER TO GET FINAL WAR ASSESTS UP AND SHIT
Klik: OKAY THIS KINDA IS OKAY KINDA DULL BUT YEAH.
Klik: ALRIGHT NOW TIME TO TAKE BACK EARTH
Klik: SPACESHIPS HO
Klik: then this happens
Klik: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXc9xUGQgQU
Klik: AND IM LIKE FUCK YEAH
Klik: FUCK YO SPACE SHIPS
Klik: PEW PEW
Klik: shepherd were goin to london
Klik: FUCK I HATE LONDON
Klik: oh shit everybody died
Klik: IMMMA KILL YOU REAPER GUARDING THE CITADEL THAT'S ACTUALLY THE CRUCIBAL
Klik: pew pew
Klik: IMMA DEAD
Klik: YAYAYAYAYYA
Klik: OH FUCK IT'S HARBINGER
Klik: alright chums lets do this
Klik: LEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS
Klik: AH LASER IN MY EYES
Klik: okay now slow and shit
Klik: SUDDENLY IN THE CRUCIBLE
Domo: This is the most inconvient story imaginable
Klik: hey anderson how you doin AND OH FUCK IT'S TIM
Klik: hey tim
Klik: you suck at life
Klik: >tim kills himself
Domo: You've been banned for 15 minutes. Reason for ban - Nearly killing Domo in KF
Klik: alright anderson lets watch the sun set and anderson?
Klik: NO
Klik: YOU FUCKERS KILLED HIM
Klik: GAAAAH
Klik: imma take a nap
Klik: wow where am I
Klik: hello
Domo: You are no longer banned
Klik: oh fuck I thought you died
Domo is now Offline.
Domo is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Domo is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Domo is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Domo is now Online.
Domo is now playing Killing Floor. Click here to join.
Klik: choose your favorite color
Klik: ugh
Klik: the middle one
Klik: okay slowly walk over only to realize you can run
Klik: okay sur e
Klik: my mind
Klik: is now
Klik: COMPLETE
Klik: I AM ALIVE
Klik: >entire universe becomes green
Klik: >EDI and joker think about fucking
Klik: >garrus stands there awkardly
Klik: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Klik: suddenly credits
Klik: THEN
Klik: tell me another story of the shepherd popop
Klik: okay!
Klik: and that's pretty much mass effect 3
Klik: 4/5

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2 Re: My mass Effect 3 experience on Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:42 pm

Professor Skittles

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SPOILER! it's all in the little kid in the beginning's imagination.


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