Façade

Put yourself in the shoes of a random person trying to council a couple on the verge of divorce.

The game allows you to type whatever you want so feel free to troll them as much as you want.

http://www.interactivestory.net/

My last playthrough, when I accidentally glitched and wound up outside their room:

Code:


FACADE STAGEPLAY
Thu Apr 21 15 05 14 2011

TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?

GRACE
What for?

TRIP
That should be obvious!

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Oh, he's here!

GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!

TRIP
No, he's right on time!

GRACE
Trip...!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Ed!!

ED
Hey!

TRIP
Ah  I'm so happy you could make it!  -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Ha ha ha!

TRIP
Wow,  it's really  really great to see you.

(ED comforts trip.)

TRIP
So come on in!

GRACE
No, no, here we are!

GRACE
Ed,

GRACE
Hi!  How are you?  God it's been a while!

TRIP
Yeah, yeah, how are you doing?

GRACE
Uh, I just asked him that... -- (interrupted)

ED
good

GRACE
Oh, ha ha ha!

GRACE
And I have to say, you look great.

GRACE
Yes, so, make yourself at home!

TRIP
Huh, I'll close the door. 

ED
Thank you

GRACE
Uh...

(Trip closes the front door.)

TRIP
Heh heh,    Ed,  seeing you brings -- (interrupted)

PHONE
** RING **

ED
Grace, come over here

GRACE
Oh, I'll get it --

TRIP
No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it.

PHONE
** RING **

TRIP
What?  Wait, wait, let's just wait for the answering machine...

PHONE
** RING **

PHONE
** RING **

ANSWERING MACHINE
** click **

ANSWERING MACHINE
You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip.  Leave us a message!

ANSWERING MACHINE
** beep **

ANSWERING MACHINE
Travis, are you there, it's your mother, I haven't heard from you and Grace in a while,

GRACE
Oh, it's your parents!  I'll get it --

TRIP
Grace, Grace, come on, I don't want to talk to them right now...

GRACE
I want to say hello --

TRIP
No no, come on, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment...

ANSWERING MACHINE
I'm just calling to find out if you've settled in to your new apartment, that's all...

TRIP
the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents.

ANSWERING MACHINE
Give me a call if you're not travelling, I know you're travelling a lot these days.

GRACE
Anyhow, Trip's parents... They're sweet people, really down to earth --

TRIP
Uhh, no, they're ignorant, they wouldn't know what a cumberbund from a cucumber.

ANSWERING MACHINE
Okay, that's all, bye Travis.

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

TRIP
Heh heh,    Ed,  seeing you brings back good memories, you know? -- (interrupted)

ED
JESUS

TRIP
Oh, well, uh, we've, uh... we've missed you.

TRIP
Whoa I just realized something!

GRACE
What...

TRIP
We have to celebrate!  Tonight's a special night!

GRACE
What do you mean?

ED
What night?

TRIP
Uh, well, remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight?

ED
Oh yeah!

TRIP
Ha ha!  So we really want to thank you for years and years of...

GRACE
Pain.

TRIP
Heh heh heh... Agony.

GRACE
Love.

ED
LOVE

GRACE
Ed,  I think you're flirting with me to get on my good side heh.

ED
What?!

GRACE
Well, we're all friends here...

ED
NO!

ED
YES

GRACE
Y -- yeah, no, wait, what's wrong, Trip?

ED
JUST FRIENDS

GRACE
Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Oh... well...

TRIP
Oh, that's nice of you to say.  Grace, aren't you glad we invited him over?

GRACE
(clears throat)

GRACE
You know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate,

GRACE
and -- and it's true, I kind of enjoy it but... -- (interrupted)

ED
OH DEAR GOD

TRIP
Ah, yeah,    Ed,  I knew you'd like it. 

TRIP
See Grace you don't realize how good this all looks -- and, and how good you look! -- (interrupted)

ED
DON'T YELL AT ME

TRIP
H -- hold on...

TRIP
You think I'm...

TRIP
controlling...   

ED
WHAT?

TRIP
Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha...

ED
YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE

TRIP
Ed,  are you -- are you leaving the room?

ED
HOW DID YOU GET OUT HERE?

TRIP
Jesus,    Ed,  you're thinking of leaving the room again?

ED
AHHH

ED
NO

TRIP
Okay, Jesus...  (frustrated sigh)

TRIP
Oh,    Ed,  I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.

GRACE
Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it!

TRIP
Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might.

GRACE
(short petulant sigh)

TRIP
Ed,  Come take look at this!

GRACE
God, this evening is getting more exhilarating by the minute...

GRACE
(little sigh)

GRACE
Ed,  this is making you uncomfortable.  See Trip, was it really -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Ed,  you're acting all fidgety.  Are you alright? -- (interrupted)

(ED points to the wedding photo.)

TRIP
Oh, heh, I -- I love how everyone always notices our wedding picture!

GRACE
Yes, it's probably Trip's favorite object in the room, besides the bar.

TRIP
Well, Grace, you look beautiful in that picture!

GRACE
You know I don't think it really goes with this room anymore.

TRIP
Oh, Christ...!

GRACE
Trip thinks carting me off to Europe will, how did you put it, thaw me out a little bit?

TRIP
uhh...

GRACE
Okay, well, you and I are getting along better tonight than I first thought!

TRIP
Oh no,    Ed,  I just realized... I'm sorry! -- (interrupted)

ED
I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE!

TRIP
Uh, well, uh -- we need drinks!

ED
WHOAAAAH

GRACE
Trip's favorite pastime -- (interrupted)

TRIP
W - wait, I want to make you one of my drink inventions!

GRACE
It's a secret -- Trip doesn't even like -- (interrupted)

ED
OK

TRIP
Ah,    Ed,  you have  deliciously wicked taste.

GRACE
It's a secret -- Trip doesn't even like the taste of alcohol.

TRIP
What?!  So, uhh,

TRIP
Ed,  how -- how does that sound?

ED
COOL

GRACE
Ed,  I think Trip is pressuring you too much... how about just a simple glass of white wine?

TRIP
Yeah, no, I'm going to make this drink for us!

ED
NO, GRACE I WANT TO DRINK

TRIP
Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it!

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

TRIP
Grace, everybody loves my drinks, you know that, don't you?  Everybody!

GRACE
Well, of course Trip, after all, you got enough practice when you were a real bartender.

TRIP
What?

TRIP
How do you know about that?

GRACE
In college, you were a bartender.

GRACE
Oh I know you were trying to keep it a big secret, but... one time my friends and I went slumming off-campus to some crappy bar in the sticks, and we saw you there.

TRIP
Oh, that's great.

TRIP
Uhh, you're driving me insane!

TRIP
Goddamn slumming it off campus...

TRIP
You hide things from me!  You're so distant!  You...

TRIP
You do, you hide things from me!

GRACE
(impatient sigh)    Ed,  can you believe this?

ED
DOOT DOOT DOO

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

TRIP
Yeah,    Ed,  -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Huh?  What is this you're saying?

TRIP
Ed,  where are you?  Don't run off, you need to help us deal with this!

GRACE
You and your damn parents...

ED
WHY?

GRACE
Sometimes I feel like our whole marriage is just for show!  I don't know what -- (interrupted)

GRACE
What?  What are you saying to me?

TRIP
Goddamn more real...

TRIP
I like my fancy drinks, okay?  I like the good things in life, does that make me a bad person?  Their just drinks!

GRACE
Oh, God...!

ED
STOP YELLING AT ME, GOD!

ED
BAAAAWWW

TRIP
Okay, you know what,    Ed,

TRIP
I need to ask you something.

GRACE
Trip --

TRIP
Grace, let me ask our guest a question.

TRIP
Ed,  yes or no...

TRIP
Isn't the goal in life, and in marriage, to improve your life, to have more than you did before?

ED
JOHN MADDEN.

TRIP
Look, don't bother answering, I don't need to hear it!

TRIP
Grace, you won't let me be who I want to be!  Who -- who I am!  This is who I am now!  Goddammit!

GRACE
Oh, don't even...!

GRACE
Uhh!  Yeah, good, go away! 

ED
AAAGH

GRACE
I can't take you anymore!

GRACE
Oh, God!!

ED
MOMMY AND DADDY ARE FIGHT

GRACE
Wait, what, are you trying to explain this to me?

TRIP
What? Are you talking about me in there?

GRACE
I wasn't talking about you!

ED
NO, LEAVE ME ALONE

GRACE
Ed,  I can't believe you have to see this...

ED
SHUT UP TRIP

GRACE
uhh...

GRACE
Look, if you want to leave, I...

ED
NO

GRACE
Ed,  (annoyed sigh) Trip is sometimes so...

TRIP
Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we?

GRACE
What?

ED
YES

TRIP
Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just --

GRACE
Ed,  I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it!

ED
I'M SCARED

TRIP
No, Grace, we can... I mean, come on, don't make it out to be so bad...

GRACE
Uhh...

TRIP
Ed,  explain this to me!

GRACE
Look, why don't we talk about us, our relationship.

TRIP
It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it?

GRACE
Trip...

TRIP
  Like I always have to convince you?

GRACE
Ed,  you know, we... uhh...

ED
NEIN

TRIP
It's just never easy with you, Grace, and it wears me down.

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

GRACE
Let's talk some more about us, our relationship.

TRIP
Grace, I -- I want to take care of you...

GRACE
Trip...

TRIP
You've always wanted that, I know you did...

GRACE
Trip...    Ed,  we... uhh...

ED
BLACK PEOPLE

GRACE
That's how it's always worked with us, Trip, you always seem to know exactly what I want...

GRACE
 (frustrated sigh)

TRIP
Grace...

ED
BLACK PEOPLE?

GRACE
I get so upset when I think about it... God, I regret it so much...

TRIP
What?

ED
WAT

GRACE
Why did I let -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Ed,  no, don't let her trick you.  She's just trying to make you feel all sympathetic and shit.

ED
K

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

GRACE
Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,

GRACE
 you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art! -- (interrupted)

ED
NO

GRACE
No?

TRIP
Ah, you disagree, thank you, that should help Grace! Grace, I did not stop you from becoming an artist! I'm trying to help you get your life together!

GRACE
Uhh...

ED
NO

GRACE
We should -- we should talk about Trip.

GRACE
See, you lied to me, before we got married, when you said you liked art, that you respected me as an artist.

ED
NO

TRIP
I --    Ed,  -- (interrupted)

ED
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU

GRACE
Ah!

TRIP
Ed,  you're saying I don't... communicate?

TRIP
No, wait a minute, I reach out to Grace, I really do...! -- (interrupted)

ED
NO

TRIP
No?

TRIP
See, Grace, I feel like it's you that's not reaching out.

GRACE
Uhh...

ED
NO

GRACE
Look, why don't we talk about us, our relationship.

GRACE
You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'! -- (interrupted)

ED
I'M SCARED OUT HERE

TRIP
Grace, I'm not 'acting' when I'm being romantic... God damn...!

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

ED
HE'S TRYING

GRACE
Let's keep the focus on us, our relationship.

ED
GET OFF MY BACK

TRIP
Okay,    Ed,  I think this evening is over, you've got to leave.

TRIP
Ed,  come on, you've got to go.

ED
GET AWAY FROM ME

TRIP
We invited you over, but this is just not working out.

(Trip teleports through the wall and grabs Ed.)

ED
NINJA!

ED
DON'T TOUCH ME, FAG

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.

(Trip closes the front door.)

ED
SUCK MY COCK

(ED points to the elevator button.)

(ED points to the elevator button.)

ED
DING


This is me trying to be black.

Code:


FACADE STAGEPLAY
Thu Apr 21 19 23 07 2011

GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?

TRIP
What, Grace... this?

GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --

TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!

GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several --

TRIP
Get off my back!  I'll get rid of it in just a minute!

PAT
MISSA TRIP, YOU IN THERE?

GRACE
Fine, Trip... fine...

(PAT knocks on the front door.)

(PAT knocks on the front door.)

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Pat!!  -- (interrupted)

GRACE
No, no, here we are!

GRACE
Pat,

GRACE
Hi!  How are you?  Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!

TRIP
Yeah, it has been a long time.

PAT
Dang grace you be looking fine

GRACE
Oh,    Pat,  you've always got such nice things to say.  -- (interrupted)

(PAT hugs grace.)

GRACE
H-mmm (happy smile sound)

GRACE
And I have to say, you look great.

(PAT comforts grace.)

GRACE
So come on in, make yourself at home!

TRIP
Pat,  let me get you a drink.

(Trip closes the front door.)

PHONE
** RING **

TRIP
Oh, I'll get it --

GRACE
No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up.

PAT
You got any fried chicken?

PHONE
** RING **

(PAT sits on the couch.)

GRACE
What?  Wait, wait, let's just wait for the answering machine...

PHONE
** RING **

PAT
I want some fried chicken

PHONE
** RING **

GRACE
Well hold on, hold on...  (clears throat)

TRIP
Well, Grace's parents... They're something else, really classy people --

ANSWERING MACHINE
** click **

ANSWERING MACHINE
You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip.  Leave us a message!

(PAT gets up from the couch.)

GRACE
Uhh, no, they're impossible, they're always expecting me to act like the dutiful daughter, it's so annoying.

ANSWERING MACHINE
** beep **

ANSWERING MACHINE
Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing.

(PAT picks up the phone.)

GRACE
Pat,  no!  Please don't do that.

PHONE
Ah, Grace? ...

PAT
HELLO?

PHONE
Grace?  Hello?

GRACE
Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice.

PAT
MISSA GRACE?

TRIP
Oh!

PHONE
Who is this?  Grace is that you?

GRACE
Okay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up.

PHONE
I don't recognize your voice...

PHONE
Excuse me, I must have the wrong number... ** click **

PAT
I WANT FRAD CHACKAWN

(PAT puts down the phone.)

GRACE
Oh, good, you hung up. I can call him back later, or in a few days, heh.

GRACE
Well, we're all friends here...

TRIP
Heh heh,    -- (interrupted)

PAT
YES

TRIP
Y -- yeah, yeah, I've, um -- mmm -- I've missed you.

TRIP
Whoa I just realized something!

GRACE
What...

TRIP
We have to celebrate!  Tonight's a special night!

GRACE
What do you mean?

PAT
NOW FIX ME SOME FRIED CHICKAWN

TRIP
Uh, well, remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight?

PAT
SURE WHATEVER

TRIP
We really want to thank you for years and years of...

GRACE
Pain.

PAT
JUST GIMMIE SOME DAMNED CHICKEN.

TRIP
Uh -- I - I mean, uh, it's, uh -- it's great you could be here tonight.

(Trip shakes the advice ball.)

TRIP
Why not?

TRIP
Huh!

GRACE
(little sigh)

PAT
I GOTTA GO CHOP SOME WOOD, MAYBE BUST UP A CHIFFAROBE.

TRIP
(little sigh)

TRIP
Ah,    Pat,  maybe you didn't come here to hear this... -- (interrupted)

PAT
SO SOME CHICKAWN WOULD BE NICE


TRIP
Yeah!

GRACE
Anyway...

GRACE
Trip, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing in front of our friend --

TRIP
Disagreeing?!  We're NOT disagreeing. 

TRIP
We're not. 

(Trip shakes the advice ball.)

TRIP
Heh -- it's not a good idea, heh.

TRIP
Ha ha, ha, this crazy thing, always giving me the wrong advice, heh.

GRACE
Trip, would you put away that goddamn toy, you're driving me crazy.

PAT
I JUST GOT SOME NEW RIMS

GRACE
What...?

GRACE
You know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate,

PAT
ON MY ESCALADE

GRACE
and -- and it's -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Oh, um, well... I want to ask you...

GRACE
But,    Pat,  -- (interrupted)

PAT
THEY BE SPINNING.

TRIP
Well, you have to appreciate how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace can find the time to redecorate --

GRACE
I want to throw it all out, get rid of everything, and throw paint all over the walls...

TRIP
(annoyed sigh)

PAT
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU BE SAYING

TRIP
No no, no no, see, Grace loves expensive furniture, she...

PAT
FO SHIZZLE.

TRIP
Ah, yeah,    Pat,  I knew you'd like it.  -- (interrupted)

TRIP
See Grace you don't realize how good this all looks -- and, and how good you look!

GRACE
(annoyed sigh)

PAT
FIX ME SOME DAMNED CHICKEN

GRACE
Uh, well, this couch is just awful, isn't it?

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

PAT
WATERMELON WOULD BE NICE TOO.

GRACE
What?

TRIP
Aha, I knew it, I was right Grace, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating --

GRACE
But, uhh, no, decorating is not... not...

TRIP
Grace, come on, you're so good at -- (interrupted)

PAT
FIX ME SOME MELON

TRIP
(nervous coughing)

GRACE
(nervous coughing)

TRIP
geez, I'm not, uh...

GRACE
(nervous coughing)

TRIP
what...

TRIP
ha ha...

GRACE
ha ha ha...

TRIP
heh, ha ha ha!

GRACE
ha ha ha ha!!

PAT
OR CHICKEN

TRIP
Ha ha ha, heh,  Pat,

GRACE
heh heh...

TRIP
heh heh, you had me going there for a sec...

PAT
THAT'S GOOD TOO

TRIP
heh, ha ha...

TRIP
You're not afraid to say anything, are you?

TRIP
mess with us ...

TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that?

TRIP
heh, ha ha...

TRIP
(big sigh)

TRIP
Anyway... what were we talking about, heh?

PAT
INTERRIOR CROCODILE ALIGATOR.

TRIP
Uh, well, um, we need drinks!

TRIP
W -- well, uh, I'm going to open an exquisite Bordeaux!

TRIP
Top of the line, very rare, very difficult to acquire -- -- (interrupted)

PAT
I DRIVE A CHEVORLET MOVIE THE-A-TOR.

TRIP
Oh, come on, let's enjoy ourselves tonight, this wine will be so good.  So good.

GRACE
Pat,  maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?

TRIP
Yeah, no, we need to open this wine!  Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it! -- (interrupted)

PAT
I WANT SOME DAMNED MELON JUICE NIGGA.

TRIP
I'm...

TRIP
You...

PAT
WHAT YOU BE LOOKING AT CRACKA?

GRACE
uh...

GRACE
He's...

TRIP
It's -- it's really time that we... um...

TRIP
We need to send a letter to the...

PAT
YOU JUST BE HATING ON ME

TRIP
the kid who carried our bed up here...

GRACE
Yeah, yeah...

GRACE
be sure they know that everything's okay...

PAT
CAUSE I'M BLACK

TRIP
Oh, yeah, yeah...!

TRIP
(long release sigh)

TRIP
yeah...

TRIP
Oh,    Pat,  I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.

GRACE
Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course -- (interrupted)

PAT
WHITE GIRL GOT A NICE BOOTY.

TRIP
Ha ha ha!  Oh I think we're going to need some drinks first if we're going to talk about sex.

(PAT hugs grace.)

GRACE
Oh! you're hugging me, ha ha ha...

TRIP
Oh, well that was nice, I'm sure Grace appreciates that. -- (interrupted)

GRACE
(clears throat)

PAT
YOU LOOKING PRETTY WHITE GIRL.

GRACE
By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like. -- (interrupted)

PAT
HONKIE

TRIP
W -- w - well, uh -- wait...

TRIP
Um...  uhh, Now,    Pat,  in one -- (interrupted)

PAT
CRACKA-ASS BITCH BOY, SHUT YO MOUTH.

TRIP
N -- No, I just want one word...

GRACE
How about domineering. -- (interrupted)

PAT
SHUT IT

TRIP
Well, actually, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon!

GRACE
  Oh, was that what it was?  Huh, I'm always the last to know. -- (interrupted)

PAT
NO IT WASN'T

TRIP
N -- no, no, uh, heh, our -- our second honeymoon picture says...

TRIP
Um...  uhh, Now,    Pat,  in one word, what does this picture -- (interrupted)

PAT
YOU SHOULD FIX ME CHICKEN

TRIP
Romance!  No it says... romance...!

GRACE
Romance?  Ha, in our marriage, that's just a code word for manipulation.

TRIP
Grace, it'd been such a long time since we'd... had a chance to --

GRACE
You planned that trip without even asking me if I wanted to go! -- (interrupted)

PAT
JUST GIVE ME SOME DAMNED FOOD ASSHOLE.

TRIP
Oh, yeah, you know, I think I'll fix you a real drink in not too long...

PAT
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE, I'M HONGRY.

GRACE
And you knew I planned to attend my friend's art show that weekend!

GRACE
  A very good friend from college had a gallery show of his new paintings that weekend, and I missed it! -- (interrupted)

TRIP
What?

PAT
I NEED TO FUCKING EAT SUMFIN

GRACE
Hey --

GRACE
uh --

GRACE
did you --

GRACE
did you pick up my dry cleaning?

TRIP
What?  The d - dry cleaning?

GRACE
Yes, did you pick up my dry cleaning this morning, like I asked you to?

TRIP
Yeah.

GRACE
Oh, alright, good, I just wanted to make sure you hadn't forgotten that.

PAT
BABY, I DUN CARE BOUT THAT.

TRIP
What?  What -- what are you saying to me?  What?

GRACE
Goddamn romance...

GRACE
Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling!

TRIP
(little impatient sigh)    Pat,  I...

TRIP
(frustrated sigh) -- (interrupted)

PAT
DAMN BABY YOU GOT A NICE WIGGLE.

GRACE
No, please don't take sides, it's going to do more harm than good!

TRIP
Goddamn... cussing...

PAT
GIRL, WANNA GO DOWN ON ME?

TRIP
Grace, I -- I just want to be together, and be happy, can you just see that? -- (interrupted)

GRACE
What?!?  That's really rude, where did that come from?  You're acting crazy!

GRACE
Alright, you know what,    Pat,

GRACE
I'm going to ask you something.

TRIP
Grace --

GRACE
Trip, let me ask our guest a question.

PAT
REALLY? I SORRY MISS WHITE GIRL.

GRACE
Pat,  yes or no...

GRACE
When you get married, you're just supposed to forgive and forget everything bad that happened before that, right?

TRIP
What?

GRACE
I mean, that's what you must to do in a marriage -- forgive, yes?

PAT
FINE I DON'T CARE

TRIP
What...?!

TRIP
Oh, yeah, that's fine... that's fine...

TRIP
Uhh, look, it's obvious we're not happy, Grace! I'm not happy, you're not happy, and no matter how much I try, I can't make us happy! I don't know what to do, goddammit!

GRACE
Oh, my God...! -- (interrupted)

(Pat leaves for the kitchen)

PAT
IMMA MAKE SOME CHICKEN

GRACE
Uhh!  Yeah, good, go away! 

GRACE
I don't want to look at you!

GRACE
Oh, God!!

PAT
OH! YOU BE HERE NOW

GRACE
What are you saying?  What?

TRIP
What? Are you talking about me in there?

PAT
MAKE ME SOME CHICKEN

GRACE
What do you care?

GRACE
Pat,  I can't believe you have to see this...

PAT
MAYBE SOME WATERMELON

TRIP
Pat,  from what you said before, about being in sync... I think that shows us something about Grace.

GRACE
Oh, so we're talking about me, are we?

TRIP
What?

TRIP
Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work,

(PAT picks up a trinket 1.)

GRACE
All this stuff...  mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy.  We're so happy, aren't we Trip?

TRIP
Jesus, what do you want! Now you're unhappy because we're too well off? -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Pat,  isn't it -- isn't that ridiculous?

PAT
BABY WHY YOU NEED THIS DILDO?

TRIP
Jesus,    Pat,  you keep obsessing about Grace's stuff, you know that?  (frustrated sigh)

TRIP
Let's talk some more about Grace.

PAT
OPEN THE TUNNEL

GRACE
Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on..

PAT
HERE COMES MY COCK

TRIP
They're -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Okay,    Pat,  you know what?  I think you should leave.

(Trip opens the front door.)

PAT
DON'T KICK ME OUT YET, I STILL HAVE YO DILDO

TRIP
We'll be fine -- you should just go.

(Trip closes the front door.)

PAT
NIGGA PLEASE.


the bittorent download link isnt working and i already downloaded bittorent before this date

Tetris wrote:the bittorent download link isnt working and i already downloaded bittorent before this date

Try CNET, sometimes the download doesn't work.

In their culture, saying the world melon is a horrible offence, able of the death penalty

Melon = Instant kick out.