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1 Duke Nukem Forever on Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:32 pm

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How was there not a thread for this already?

Discuss Duke Fucking Nukem Forever here.

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2 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:39 pm

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No one gives a shit about that shitty game.

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3 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:43 pm

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I was going to play the demo at PAX, but I don't have 21 year old ID

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4 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:57 pm

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I was gonna play the demo at PAX, but I found out I didn't give a shit

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5 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:04 pm

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in their Capture the Flag gametype you capture a woman instead and can slap her whenever you want.

I'm getting this game.

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6 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:14 pm

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Ptero wrote:in their Capture the Flag gametype you capture a woman instead and can slap her whenever you want.

I'm getting this game.

I played through the entire series recently to get revved up for it.

Also, the theme song kicks complete and utter ass.

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7 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:13 pm

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it got delayed again,

I'm sad

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8 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:16 pm

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god damn it

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9 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:41 pm

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Well, at least it'll be a little closer to my birthday this time.

Are there preorders yet?

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10 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:58 pm

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just some in-game bonus stuff, but take a look at the collector's edition

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11 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:17 am

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klik wrote:just some in-game bonus stuff, but take a look at the collector's edition

Oh god, that bust would look fucking badass in my room.

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12 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:04 pm

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klik wrote:it got delayed again,

I'm sad

ahahahahahahaha

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13 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:05 pm

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¿ wrote:
klik wrote:it got delayed again,

I'm sad

ahahahahahahaha

Only a month though.

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14 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:06 pm

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That month will become another six

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15 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:12 pm

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¿ wrote:That month will become another six

Hopefully not, but who knows.

Gearbox only recently joined in on DNF, that's why they're actually making progress.

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16 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:47 pm

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yeah, Gearbox is pretty good. They'll probably get it out on time now.

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17 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Sun May 15, 2011 9:21 pm

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This is going to be the best game ever.

"This is a first-person shooter in which players assume the role of Duke Nukem, an action hero who must save Earth from invading aliens. Players use pistols, rail guns, shotguns, explosives, and Duke's bare hands to attack and kill the alien enemies. The majority of gameplay involves destroying these enemies in frenetic gun and laser battles in order to move on to the next section. Aliens are often decapitated or dismembered when hit, sending large splashes of blood across the ground, surrounding walls, and players' screen. Some sequences depict more 'over-the-top' instances of violence: aliens getting stabbed in the head or impaled; a human soldier bursting into bloody gibs after being tossed through propeller blades. In one sequence, players have the ability to shoot human characters that are trapped in pod-like alien webbing; bodies explode into pieces upon impact. During the course of the game, players enter a strip-club level and view several topless dancers and receive lap dances. A couple of missions within this level require players to recover sex toys and pictures of topless women. A few sequences strongly imply sexual acts: two women appear to perform fellatio on the central character (e.g., raising their heads from his lap)—though there is no actual depiction of the sex act; Duke moans and leans up against the wall of a bathroom stall (furnished with a hole)—it is implied that a sex act (not depicted) occurs. The game also contains several sexual references and innuendo in the dialogue (e.g., 'I have hungry—you have big egg ro' for me, Duke,' 'If you supply the dancing, I'll supply the pole,' and 'I'll need something naughty to play with.'). Duke's comments range from jokes about colon cleansing to several one-liners about sex and female body parts. Bathroom humor includes the ability to urinate in toilets or urinals and/or pick up feces from toilets and throw it against walls. Players can use both steroid pills and beer as power-ups; when beer is consumed, the screen temporarily blurs. The words 'f**k,' 'sh*t,' 'c*ck,' and 'a*shole' appear in dialogue and on-screen text."

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18 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:21 am

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I just picked up my copy.

Fuck studying for finals, I have Duke Nukem.

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19 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:06 pm

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I heard that Duke Nukem Forever was a huge let-down.
But then again, the internet likes to complain a lot.

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20 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:08 pm

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it's only so popular because "oh lawwwwwwl ths game is so edgy and it got stripprs lawlawal" and it got delayed for so long

21 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:32 pm

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I knew it wouldn't be a masterpiece. After 12 years of build up they couldn't deliver a game the caliber of what everyone thought it would be, and it became a linear, generic FPS with a DARK AND EDGY BUT FUNNY attitude.


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22 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:38 pm

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Well, would you guys say it's worth buying?

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23 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:39 pm

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nope.

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24 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:42 pm

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What a load of shit. Oh well.

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25 Re: Duke Nukem Forever on Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:29 pm

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I KNEW THIS GAME WOULD BE SHIT

but seriously it's red on Metacritic that never fucking happens

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